{"id":1132,"date":"2012-02-14T18:28:01","date_gmt":"2012-02-14T18:28:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/?p=1132"},"modified":"2012-02-14T18:28:51","modified_gmt":"2012-02-14T18:28:51","slug":"valentines-satire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/14\/valentines-satire\/","title":{"rendered":"Valentines satire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hi Sarah,<\/p>\n<p>Our union is the result of a carefully orchestrated procedure to locate a male-female pair of equal &#8216;attractiveness&#8217;. I find your personality delightful, which is why I was willing to sacrifice some ground on the looks front.<\/p>\n<p>Likewise, I&#8217;m only too aware of my own cold manner, which traditionally is frowned upon in these matters. I hope my excellent computer programming skills and above average career prospects (I earn \u00c2\u00a335,055.00 &#8211; well above the national average) will go some way to counter these failings.<\/p>\n<p>Yours sincerely,<\/p>\n<p>Mr <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: none;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/images\/signature.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"195\" height=\"123\" border=\"0px\" \/> Shirley.<\/p>\n<p>PS I find the prospect of genital contact with you to be arousing in the extreme (sexually).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi Sarah, Our union is the result of a carefully orchestrated procedure to locate a male-female pair of equal &#8216;attractiveness&#8217;. I find your personality delightful, which is why I was willing to sacrifice some ground on the looks front. Likewise, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/14\/valentines-satire\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[127],"class_list":["post-1132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other-stuffs-sic","tag-love"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}