{"id":1555,"date":"2012-09-15T11:20:29","date_gmt":"2012-09-15T11:20:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/?p=1555"},"modified":"2013-03-17T13:05:12","modified_gmt":"2013-03-17T13:05:12","slug":"an-attempt-to-provoke-a-lawsuit-for-publicity-purposes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/15\/an-attempt-to-provoke-a-lawsuit-for-publicity-purposes\/","title":{"rendered":"An attempt to provoke a lawsuit for publicity purposes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear St James&#8217;s Palace,<\/p>\n<p>Please consider suing me for posting the following image. It would be very useful publicity for me. Ideally I could take the Daily Mail approach and feign dissaproval of the original publication and still give my readers the tillation of the thought of a young woman&#8217;s breasts. This already commercially viable approach, if muddled with the popular mythology surrounding the tragic death of a mother, has the potential to become a winsome narrative\/self fulfilling prophecy and could make us a lot of money, while maintaining adoration levels for your vulgar traditions.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/-dGTvG3AvhXM\/UUW-2-4cHJI\/AAAAAAAATE8\/lBvw07lEzgg\/s800\/Untitled-1.jpg\" width=\"100%\" \/><br \/>\nFigure 1. Pwooooaaaar! Please note that I am not the copyright holder for this image. I made the rare decision to post it anyway for purely selfish reasons.<\/p>\n<p>Kind regards,<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: none;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/images\/signature.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"195\" height=\"123\" border=\"0px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>PS for the manipulation of my google page rank may I politely say &#8220;Kate Middleton Kate Windsor duke and duchess of Cambridge topless Wills and Kate Prince William British Royal Family French paparazzi peeping tom&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear St James&#8217;s Palace, Please consider suing me for posting the following image. It would be very useful publicity for me. Ideally I could take the Daily Mail approach and feign dissaproval of the original publication and still give my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/15\/an-attempt-to-provoke-a-lawsuit-for-publicity-purposes\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[154],"class_list":["post-1555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other-stuffs-sic","tag-cheap-publicity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1555"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1555\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}