{"id":1613,"date":"2012-11-23T11:06:00","date_gmt":"2012-11-23T11:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/?p=1613"},"modified":"2012-11-23T11:07:19","modified_gmt":"2012-11-23T11:07:19","slug":"lessons-from-a-provincial-dickhead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/2012\/11\/23\/lessons-from-a-provincial-dickhead\/","title":{"rendered":"Lessons from a provincial dickhead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up at 1523h and checked my mouse trap. It was missing! I made myself a tea n&#8217; dried milk and ate a couple bags o&#8217; penguins (Buy 1 get 2 free).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/fMM9MImCCSk?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\"><\/iframe><\/br><br \/>\n<em><strong>Video 1.<\/strong> A lesson about how to act.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I go to get my lunchbox (made sandwich yester&#8217;) but what do I see when I peep under the bed but a little mouse with a trap round its conical face. It squeaks and I feel sorry for it so I let it go. It runs straight into my shoe (that explains a lot) and I reset the trap out side of it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/-ggPyrUo3HkI\/UK5oVrvcVpI\/AAAAAAAAK3U\/4mr4H2V2rlk\/s800\/Lessons.jpg\" width=\"560\" \/><\/br><br \/>\n<em><strong>Figure 1.<\/strong> Mouse trap and shoe orientation.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>When I get back from my day in the park, the job is finished. I take it out to the trash but on the way I notice it is a different mouse because I can tell by the eyebrows. I feel like that guy in Saving Private Ryan when he lets that German go and then later he kills his friend except not so strongly.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/dwqQi40aS6s?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\"><\/iframe><\/br><br \/>\n<em><strong>Video 2.<\/strong> A li&#8217;l tour o&#8217; my quarters.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Yours with a damp right sock,<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: none;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/images\/signature.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"195\" height=\"123\" border=\"0px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up at 1523h and checked my mouse trap. It was missing! I made myself a tea n&#8217; dried milk and ate a couple bags o&#8217; penguins (Buy 1 get 2 free). Video 1. A lesson about how to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/2012\/11\/23\/lessons-from-a-provincial-dickhead\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[160,159,155],"class_list":["post-1613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other-stuffs-sic","tag-bedsit","tag-hh","tag-mixed-media"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1613","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1613"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1613\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}