{"id":1656,"date":"2013-01-16T16:05:00","date_gmt":"2013-01-16T16:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/?p=1656"},"modified":"2013-01-16T16:17:55","modified_gmt":"2013-01-16T16:17:55","slug":"the-stomach-of-a-fifty-year-old-british-male","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/16\/the-stomach-of-a-fifty-year-old-british-male\/","title":{"rendered":"The stomach of a fifty year old British male"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A soft Hovis loafish catastrophe. A white sagging mess with blue accoutrements in the opaque soup of a cold and second-hand bath.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A man should get married, because if he has a good wife he&#8217;ll be happy, and if he has a bad one he&#8217;ll learn to be philosophical&#8221; &#8211; Socrates. I wonder what the great philosopher&#8217;s wife made of that.<\/p>\n<p>Yours faithfully,<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: none;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/images\/signature.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"195\" height=\"123\" border=\"0px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A soft Hovis loafish catastrophe. A white sagging mess with blue accoutrements in the opaque soup of a cold and second-hand bath. &#8220;A man should get married, because if he has a good wife he&#8217;ll be happy, and if he &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/16\/the-stomach-of-a-fifty-year-old-british-male\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[12],"class_list":["post-1656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other-stuffs-sic","tag-philosophy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1656"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1656\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}