{"id":1699,"date":"2013-03-30T13:00:37","date_gmt":"2013-03-30T13:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/?p=1699"},"modified":"2013-05-29T16:28:40","modified_gmt":"2013-05-29T16:28:40","slug":"simple-harmonic-motion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/2013\/03\/30\/simple-harmonic-motion\/","title":{"rendered":"Simple harmonic motion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>The further I get from Hemel, the sicker I feel. A malicious electronic communication.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-UUb-g1TehVY\/UTzmhi2oupI\/AAAAAAAATA8\/hQfzGq72NJo\/s800\/SHM.jpg\" width=\"100%\" \/><br \/>\n<strong>Figure 1:<\/strong> Mood against time.<\/p>\n<p>The setting sun put an orange light across the back wall of my bedsit, which I found beautiful in the way a honeymoon waterfall appears to a lonely woman reading a holiday brochure. the aim now was to stay awake for my nightly dose of cartoons and masturbation.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Hi James? It&#8217;s Raph, have you seen the sunset? It is a really good one.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; What are you, Gay or summat?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; No, fuck off.<\/p>\n<p>and I shut the curtains.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XaNf6Wc8Mnk\" height=\"315\" width=\"560\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<strong>Video 1:<\/strong> Overview.<\/p>\n<p>Toby carvery were offering some sort of deal about as appealing as buy one year get two free on e-dates. I sat at my booth and read a book. It was too good for the occasion so I couldn&#8217;t pay attention beyond the first sentence, but based on the quotes it had profound things to say about this and that (this being the human condition and that being contemporary culture). <\/p>\n<p>The noise of the motorway was slightly louder than from my bedsit, which cheered me up.<\/p>\n<p>I caught a glimpse of someone in a hotel window across the car park who was also asking which of our lots was the more existentially repulsive.<\/p>\n<p><!--Video 1. Hello, you may have noticed that we are not in my befsit. I thought I'd take you out with me in my place of work. Now the offlicense where I work has decided to branch out into wholesale and my boss asked if I fancied a little bit more work. Cut to dropping coins - minimum wage cut to slightly faster - what I'm on cut to rubbing fingers. Let me take on a tour we have the steering wheel the instrument panel - speed odometer, fuel, err some sort of speed thing YADA yada. What I take with me is for intellectual and emotional fulfillment. Hey, jus some of the book I like to devour. Jus pick one at random (jurassic park), no not that one, ah yes Ludwin Witgenstein's critically acclaimed thrilling bestseller Logico Tractatus Philisophus. There's a lot of good stuff in here, some of it is a bit pretentious, e.g. the world is all that is the case? What about the moon. Sloppy thinking. What we cannot talk about we must pass over in silence, well stop going on about it then. What are you on about mate. Honestly. But he does have a point. There are some things that we don't like to talk about. and I want to yuse this video today to talk about an issue which is troubling to me and I thought I'd talk about it because I know a lot of people have been affected by it. Without further ado . When I was 9 years old, My parents were divorced. And the little bits of writing you may have just read before this video are parts of the first chapter of my book My Sob Story, and I have decided to vanity publish it in the end just cos I don't know if you know about publishing nowadays? but I do and its all change because of digital methods internet amazon and so I thought you know what I'm not gonna whore meself out to a Penguin or a Puffin I'm gonna play hardball. So check it out. Give it a chance and get back to me. Ok let's see, eugh McDonald's just American crap. Americans don't get irony. Actually people say Americans don't get irony but what about Seinfeld what about the Simpson's, actually I've nevere heard anyone say Americans don't get irony but I've heard people say that people say that Americans don't get irony but what about the Simpson's so I guess its true but then some day people will say this so its all circular. Sing star spangled banner. Oh say can you see by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed by the dawn's ... You know if you don't ike McDonald's then it speaks of a corruption in your soul, I mean what you prefer Byron burger or some other rip off bull shit for eight pounds and chips are extra fuck of man you are ergh. Cut to me walking down the motorway and play Hendrix star spangled banner hmm or even my own version.--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FvgDLRmrQro\" height=\"315\" width=\"560\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<strong>Video 2:<\/strong> Deleted scenes.<\/p>\n<p>Fare thee well,<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/images\/signature.png\" width=\"195\" height=\"123\" border=\"0px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The further I get from Hemel, the sicker I feel. A malicious electronic communication. Figure 1: Mood against time. 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