{"id":682,"date":"2011-03-25T01:38:40","date_gmt":"2011-03-25T01:38:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/?p=682"},"modified":"2011-03-26T19:34:52","modified_gmt":"2011-03-26T19:34:52","slug":"cyborg-r-a-t-9-gaming-mouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/25\/cyborg-r-a-t-9-gaming-mouse\/","title":{"rendered":"CYBORG R.A.T. 9 Gaming Mouse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hardcore gamers like myself have long debated that great quandary; is there such a thing as the perfect gaming mouse? Well, I&#8217;m sorry to say to the doubters (not mentioning any names SexyPete99) this <em>IS<\/em> it:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh4.googleusercontent.com\/_dNb5bZIPRA4\/TYvuA80tlhI\/AAAAAAAAAUU\/UohIJprmIP0\/s800\/CYBORG-rat.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"80%\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Figure 1.<\/strong> The CYBORG R.A.T. 9 Gaming Mouse, \u00c2\u00a384.99. Taken from benchmarkreviews.com.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Whether committing acts of violent murder in It&#8217;s Genuinely A Crime: Las Vegas or worser [sic] travesties such as spell checking &#8220;Lady Gargar&#8221; (not mentioning any names SexyPete99) this mouse gives you all the support you need.<\/p>\n<p>Oh yes,<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: none;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/images\/signature.png\" border=\"0px\" alt=\"\" width=\"195\" height=\"123\" \/><\/p>\n<p>An excerpt from World of Warcraft online voice chat system:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> &#8216;Why did you buy industrial whisky&#8230;you idiot&#8217;<\/p>\n<p><strong>SexyPete99:<\/strong> &#8216;pardon&#8217;<\/p>\n<p><em>beat<\/em> <\/p>\n<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> &#8216;I said why did you buy industrial whisky&#8230;you idiot&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hardcore gamers like myself have long debated that great quandary; is there such a thing as the perfect gaming mouse? Well, I&#8217;m sorry to say to the doubters (not mentioning any names SexyPete99) this IS it: Figure 1. The CYBORG &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/25\/cyborg-r-a-t-9-gaming-mouse\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[96,19],"class_list":["post-682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other-stuffs-sic","tag-gaming","tag-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=682"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/682\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}