{"id":705,"date":"2011-04-11T17:18:03","date_gmt":"2011-04-11T17:18:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/?p=705"},"modified":"2011-05-02T00:22:06","modified_gmt":"2011-05-02T00:22:06","slug":"an-erotic-poem-about-a-muslim-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/11\/an-erotic-poem-about-a-muslim-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"An erotic poem about a Muslim woman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In her,<br \/>\nShapelessness reached an apogee<br \/>\n(A sphere).<\/p>\n<p>Black sheets,<br \/>\nSlipping off of her revealed form<br \/>\n(Sexy!)<\/p>\n<p>Ultimately,<br \/>\nThe Wizard of Oz Woz,<br \/>\nDisappointing.<\/p>\n<p>I thought killing <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ka%27b_ibn_al-Ashraf\">Ka&#8217;b ibn al-Ashraf<\/a> was a lot worse than the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Cursing_the_fig_tree\">fig tree<\/a>. But actually he was also trying to kill him so maybe fair enough. #notExpertInIslamicCulture<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: none;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/images\/signature.png\" border=\"0px\" alt=\"\" width=\"195\" height=\"123\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In her, Shapelessness reached an apogee (A sphere). Black sheets, Slipping off of her revealed form (Sexy!) Ultimately, The Wizard of Oz Woz, Disappointing. I thought killing Ka&#8217;b ibn al-Ashraf was a lot worse than the fig tree. But actually &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/11\/an-erotic-poem-about-a-muslim-woman\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[97,27,26,98,24,58],"class_list":["post-705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-searing-political-satire","tag-erotica","tag-islam","tag-mohammed","tag-pornography","tag-religion","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=705"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/705\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}