{"id":994,"date":"2011-12-16T18:32:47","date_gmt":"2011-12-16T18:32:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/?p=994"},"modified":"2011-12-16T18:32:47","modified_gmt":"2011-12-16T18:32:47","slug":"galileo-you-absolute-wuss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/16\/galileo-you-absolute-wuss\/","title":{"rendered":"Galileo you absolute wuss!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Galileo<\/strong><br \/>\nThe earth moves.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Vatican<\/strong><br \/>\nSay that again and we&#8217;ll kill you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Galileo<\/strong><br \/>\nDid I say it <em>does<\/em> move? I meant it <em>doesn&#8217;t<\/em>. Where do I sign?<\/p>\n<p>Socrates took the hemlock, Jesus bore the cross, and Galileo did a runner.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh4.googleusercontent.com\/-ODSPDnhPHNY\/TrwHcyvEtwI\/AAAAAAAAAhc\/YC1_C3RrnGw\/s800\/galileo.jpg\" width=\"100%\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I would have stood up for my beliefs like I do with this web log every week,<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: none;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/images\/signature.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"195\" height=\"123\" border=\"0px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Galileo The earth moves. Vatican Say that again and we&#8217;ll kill you. Galileo Did I say it does move? I meant it doesn&#8217;t. Where do I sign? Socrates took the hemlock, Jesus bore the cross, and Galileo did a runner. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/16\/galileo-you-absolute-wuss\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[117,24,19,36],"class_list":["post-994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cartoons","tag-galileo","tag-religion","tag-satire","tag-science"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=994"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/994\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raphshirley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}