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Cake

Written by Raph Shirley on Sunday, December 1, 2019 — Leave a Comment
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The Life Cycle of the Hypercunt Johnsinimus

Written by Raph Shirley on Friday, November 22, 2019 — Leave a Comment

In which I describe the reproductive process of the sub-species Hypercunt Johnsinimus. I claim that the importance of a truth can be gauged by the degree to which, on first intellectual contact, it inspires repulsion. As the seed is planted in your heart it stings and burns and only with time and much dialectical angst […]

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Three new videos

Written by Raph Shirley on Thursday, November 21, 2019 — Leave a Comment

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One hundred proofs that Bielefeld does not exist

Written by Raph Shirley on Friday, August 30, 2019 — Leave a Comment

being one hundred proofs that Bielefeld does not exist. 1 Bielefeld is the most populous city in the Regierungsbezirk Detmold, with a population of 341,730. If this was true then no one could either leave or arrive since the population would no longer be 341,730. It follows that there is no Bielefeld. 2 The historical […]

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A Portrait of a Provincial Nobody

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