Everything apart from this blog contains basically everything. Where to begin?
1) You may find everything apart from this blog to be unbearable. You probably feel the same way about this blog.
2) Everything apart from this blog is bloody complicated. You are better off sticking with what you know.
3) Everything apart from this blog contains things like a crying child and a disappointed adult. The blog contains a lot less bad stuff, but it is purer bad stuff.
4) This blog does not contain a woman brought to the verge of nervous breakdown by dropping a baked bean on her new shoe laces.
I’d rather not have anything to do with that.
You should now be clear about what is and what is not this blog.