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Whatever you want if you give me a good price. I’m a poor man’s Vincent Gallo.

Mugs for 100 pounds. Signed.

A bag of my hair for 100 pounds. Washed.

200 pounds unwashed.

Buy the DVD of my second shoe here.

No, but seriously, you can buy my book:

Support independent publishing: Buy this book on Lulu.

Cartoon originals – 100 pounds.

A Portrait of a Provincial Nobody

    Words and pictures from Raph Shirley, in humorous weblog form.

    Infecting the internet like so many glimmering tentacles
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    He is a fictional character.

    Buy the book!