Whatever you want if you give me a good price. I’m a poor man’s Vincent Gallo.

Mugs for 100 pounds. Signed.

A bag of my hair for 100 pounds. Washed.

200 pounds unwashed.

Buy the DVD of my second shoe here.

No, but seriously, you can buy my book:

Support independent publishing: Buy this book on Lulu.

Cartoon originals – 100 pounds.