cartoons – ¡gesamtkomödiewerk!

The continuing adventures of Jackie Smith

Just because you’re no longer MP for Redditch doesn’t mean you still don’t care about issues. On the contrary, you live an exciting life of stuff that happens to you and others. See you round, XOXO

2012-11-30

Man Dog VII

To whom it may concern, Sayonara, baby (translation of “Hasta la vista, baby” in Spanish Terminator 2 over-dub), *************************** BONUS MATERIAL *************************** Bonus material – Philosophical Investigations Method Section in devastating high definition audio As part of a scheme to promote my forthcoming Edinburgh show, I am releasing an audio recording of last year’s show, Philosophical Investigations. […]

2012-06-29

Ahmad Lotfi Ashtiani launches internet cartoon competition

Emergency extra blog post. I just read this in the Guardian. Iranian MP, Ahmad Lotfi Ashtiani, took offence to a cartoon by Mahmoud Shokraye. The cartoonist was then sentenced to 25 lashes for the crime. Ashtiani has therefore, in playing with the serpents tail, effectively challenged the global internet to produce as foul a portrait […]

2012-05-11

Man dog VI

Stolen from Joshu’s dog. I plooped the man’s legs up!

2012-03-04

Prey

‘Why is everybody so serious!’

2012-01-21

A bear at McDonalds

Just imagine it!

2012-01-06

Merry Christmas…

… you filthy animal. 1) The past as at 1AD Largely a plagiary of Grey’s. 2) The present as at 1AD Largely a plagiary of de Zurbaran. 3) The future as at 1AD Largely a plagiary of Velazquez. No, but seriously, I wish you all well. Love to all my fellow world citizens, xxx

2011-12-25

I’ve done a poo and it’s really important

I’ve done a poo and it’s really important. I did a poo and it was really important,

2011-12-09

Book on sale now!

“Thanks to the vulgar extravagances of our times it is now possible for anybody to publish a zero quality book without the hassle of having to make any effort into making it good.” – Raph Shirley, in previous blog post. All for the great price of just 14.99! Remember – buy 25 and get a […]

2011-12-03

The blogger

in the mind of the blogger with blogger for comparison. Your modest and impressively self-aware friend,

2011-11-12

The disgusting nature and exploits of the rose

In which I set forth the vulgar behaviour of the garden rose and ask that we reconsider our love affair with it lest we be dragged into the filth along with. One doesn’t need to invent devils to witness the true horror of the world. One need only look in the garden to see the […]

2011-10-28

Man Dog V

Thanks ever so much and sorry very much too,

2011-10-14

It said yes!

Your presence will never be associated with honour. Our gift list is available at Game. We also accept cash or cheque. Cheers,

2011-07-28

D.A.D. X

Dad And Dangerous. We are all only too familiar with the problem of problem youths being problematic. Well, DAD X couldn’t take it no more. He has therefore gone well and truly berserk. Love from xxx

2011-06-02