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I’m Not Sure I Love You – Micro Stand Up Session 1

New song bout suicide out now

You Broke My Mind from Raph Shirley on Myspace. xxx

Album 2: Best Of out now

Second album. Collection of early live songs. On MySpace now. CD available for Christmas. Best Of from Raph Shirley on Myspace. Love xoxo

Dolly

Fellowcentric Album Out Now

My debut album is hitting the shops today. Buy it here. Here are the promo photos: Figure 1. CD front cover. Figure 2. CD booklet inside. Figure 1. CD back. Regards,

Song Ideas

Don’t know if this stuff is good enough to go on my first album. Think I might make them into B sides: Best,

I’ve Come to Dismantle Your Family in E blues

Hey Guys! Great track for a Friday night guys! Really pushing my guitar to the limit on this one. You’d never guess I recorded it on my phone with a 100 quid guitar! Love xxx

An homage to Robbie Williams

best xxx

AquaSplash Dreamin’

A song bout AquaSplash, Hemel Hempstead,UK. Take it easy yeah,

Song for hope

Hey guys, I recorded this song to try to express my heartfelt feelings for the airplane that’s missing. Thanks,

“Hangin’ Out” unplugged session in F Major

Hello, A little web cam’ vid’: There will be no songs in the show. Thank god! Best wishes for the future, P.S. You may watch this video as many times as you like! *************************** BONUS MATERIAL *************************** Bonus material – Philosophical Investigations Conclusion in unexplainable high definition audio As part of a scheme to promote my forthcoming […]

Eviction

I thought secretly living in my parents garden was going to work out… The plan to be covert was going pretty perfectly until my dad followed the daisy chained power adapters to the shed and uncovered my den of sin. It was Friday night when it happened. 9pm and I’m layin’ on the bed sewing […]

Edinburgh Preview at 9.30pm on 22 July @ The Hen and Chickens

Hello, Please come to my Edinburgh Preview at 9.30pm on Sunday 22 July at the Hen and Chickens Theatre Bar, Islington. I’d like it if you did. Buy tickets here. Or pay on the night to save £0.75 you cheap skate. If you’re in to Facebook events: https://www.facebook.com/events/499420723407199/ Many thanks, *************************** BONUS MATERIAL *************************** Bonus […]

Man Dog VII

To whom it may concern, Sayonara, baby (translation of “Hasta la vista, baby” in Spanish Terminator 2 over-dub), *************************** BONUS MATERIAL *************************** Bonus material – Philosophical Investigations Method Section in devastating high definition audio As part of a scheme to promote my forthcoming Edinburgh show, I am releasing an audio recording of last year’s show, Philosophical Investigations. […]

Computer Programmer Extraordinaire

Dear potential friend/enemy, I’m taking a brand new show to the Edinburgh festival again. Do come! *************************** BONUS MATERIAL *************************** Bonus material – Philosophical Investigations Introduction in heart breaking high definition audio As part of a scheme to promote my forthcoming Edinburgh show, I am releasing an audio recording of last year’s show, Philosophical Investigations. I’m releasing […]

A recount of a tough crowd

In the land of small and unappreciative audiences; Raph Shirley’s 2011 début Edinburgh solo show. I think the worst show at last year’s Edinburgh Fringe Festival was the one I did to a solitary ninety year old man. He’d got lost on his way to the military tattoo. Old people often can’t see very well, […]

Mister Professor A. C. Grayling

Listen! Love from (and Anthony)

A Portrait of a Provincial Nobody

    Words and pictures from Raph Shirley, in humorous weblog form.

    Infecting the internet like so many glimmering tentacles
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    He is a fictional character.

    Buy the book!