Category Archives: cartoons
The continuing adventures of Jackie Smith
Just because you’re no longer MP for Redditch doesn’t mean you still don’t care about issues. On the contrary, you live an exciting life of stuff that happens to you and others. See you round, XOXO
Man Dog VII
To whom it may concern, Sayonara, baby (translation of “Hasta la vista, baby” in Spanish Terminator 2 over-dub), *************************** BONUS MATERIAL *************************** Bonus material - Philosophical Investigations Method Section in devastating high definition audio As part of a scheme to promote my forthcoming Edinburgh show, I am releasing an audio recording of last year’s show, Philosophical Investigations. [...]
Diamond Jubilee commemorative plate for sale one hundred pounds
Everybody! Try being vulgar about public figures! It’s fun! See you,
The conclusion of every Channel 4 documentary ever made is:
I’d like to thank all Channel 4 producers and commissioners for their valuable insights into the obesity epidemic. All the best you fat fucks,
Prey
‘Why is everybody so serious!’
A bear at McDonalds
Just imagine it!
Merry Christmas…
… you filthy animal. 1) The past as at 1AD Largely a plagiary of Grey’s. 2) The present as at 1AD Largely a plagiary of de Zurbaran. 3) The future as at 1AD Largely a plagiary of Velazquez. No, but seriously, I wish you all well. Love to all my fellow world citizens, xxx
Galileo you absolute wuss!
Galileo The earth moves. Vatican Say that again and we’ll kill you. Galileo Did I say it does move? I meant it doesn’t. Where do I sign? Socrates took the hemlock, Jesus bore the cross, and Galileo did a runner. I would have stood up for my beliefs like I do with this web log [...]
The blogger
in the mind of the blogger with blogger for comparison. Your modest and impressively self-aware friend,
The disgusting nature and exploits of the rose
In which I set forth the vulgar behaviour of the garden rose and ask that we reconsider our love affair with it lest we be dragged into the filth along with. One doesn’t need to invent devils to witness the true horror of the world. One need only look in the garden to see the [...]
Man Dog V
Thanks ever so much and sorry very much too,
SIMPLY OUTRAGEOUS
Oh my gosh, this is simply outrageous! This image is best enjoyed to the sound of fart noises. Please enjoy this image you stupid asshole,
D.A.D. X
Dad And Dangerous. We are all only too familiar with the problem of problem youths being problematic. Well, DAD X couldn’t take it no more. He has therefore gone well and truly berserk. Love from xxx
Steiff ‘Catherine’ royal wedding teddy bear
Please do not order now on 01924 362510 or at www.peterjoneschina.com Ta,
The whore of Babylon
This isn’t a joke. I’m not sure why it’s here really. I also don’t know what the hell I’m talking about. Pretentious? Why blog if not to be self indulgent? Thank you very much,
Cloven hoof
Come on guys, pigs are all right. Always your own most devoted,
A cultural relic
To be fair, why was it your friend in the first place? TB or not TB, that is the question facing agricultural ministers. Cheers,
Doubting Thomas
The first conspiracy theorist. Cheers,
The sinister spectre
Sorry this was a bit slow off the press. I keep meaning to get round to doing one about the wedding of Egbert and Redburga. Good bye,
Rail rage
We’ve all been there. Cheers,
