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Year: 2010

  • America

    America. Land of the free. But are they really free with their little lives, and is it a land at all? America was founded in 1471 by Columbus. Sorry, I mean ‘found’ don’t I. It is basically the best country in the world but sort of not that great given the generally poor build quality […]

  • How to get from where you don’t want to be to where you do want

    I can help you. And by you I mean me (to help you). Hello. Breathe. And breathe good. For you are on your way to a happier you. Go on say it! ‘ME!’. First off, the work place. You know when you just feel like your boss sucks? You just want to run outside and […]

  • Psychoanalysis

  • Man Dog III

    His owner just gets him down sometimes. He just wishes he could talk to someone on the same level for once.

  • Sabotage

  • Story time 3

    There is one thing that can be derived from first principles and that is that Squibble Bobble, the peculiar little alien, likes grub. He went in to the nearest grub shop which in this instance was a bakery. Gregg’s bakery. “Hello”. “What’s going on, who said that?”. Squibble Bobble is just two inches small and […]

  • Story time 2

    Squibble Bobble is a strange little alien. He struggles to make friends and is a little simple alien. He walked up to an old man and gave him a buttercup. “What is that strange little alien doing giving me a buttercup”. That was a pretty standard response to be fair and truthful, and very common […]

  • More man more dog

  • Story time

    “Mister” said a little alien. A simple little alien called squibble bobble. “who is it?”. “It’s squibble bobble mister”. “What want?”. “Grub”. He threw a mouldy old banana out the window for the simple little alien. Squibble bobble gobbled it and hiccuped. “Thanks mister” said squibble bobble who threw the banana skin back through the […]

  • Man with dog

  • Internet satirists create hoax news story

    Students yesterday produced a fake news item about the recent burqa banning debacle. The twenty year old at the centre of the shocking parody seemed to be showing a gross lack of respect for all parties concerned. News of the blog post went straight to the PM and reverberations have since been felt in the […]

  • Bhagavad Gita

    He might just be a clever guy who has worked hard and done well. But he might just be the evil master of things. You decide,

  • Our closest relative

    In primitive cultures they believe the sun is a giant ball of ‘gas’ in ‘space’. We know that it is in fact a yellow circle ‘in’ the sky. The savages say that the earth goes around the sun when in actual fact the sun goes across the sky. Literally look out of your window you […]

  • Church synod allows Jewish bishops

    The Church of England’s ruling synod has decided that all bishops must be at least 20% Jew, but there are further steps to take before they can be ordained. Despite criticisms that this was ‘almost as stupid as Christianity itself’ mad churchey types everywhere agreed that the current system was anti-Semitic. Rowan Williams remarked ‘if […]

  • Cosmopolitan

    10 signs he’s interested: 1) You are currently having sex. etc… Your body confidence – stripped bare Want to know what men really think? We’ve been getting real guys to confess all. It’s time to get inside the mind of… Hegel. Have a good week,

  • The Labour leadership

    Hello Labourites, It has been well documented of late that Labour did not win the last election. The Labour Party (oxymoron), is now looking for a new leader. I shall be giving a low down on those seeking to lead. David Milliband This man is actually a slug moulded into the shape of a man […]

  • Grand designs

    Dear Grand Designs team, I have designed what I believe to be the perfect house. As you are no doubt aware, this is a significant and historical turning point and I am sure you will be keen to check over the blueprints (above). Please call me ASAP RE getting this show on the road. Also, […]

  • Mister Professor A. C. Grayling

    Listen! Love from (and Anthony)

  • Brown

    Gordon Brown you beautiful man. Oh, I love you yes. But we scorned you so. Now I want you back. You darling. My darling. Brown darling. I want your sex. And your politics too. Oh you. Brown you. Wasn’t he a sweety,

  • Fan mail

    I know what you’re thinkin’, “You’ve got it all Raph, a blog readership approaching double figures… a website… your health”. Well yeah I guess I do have it all but it’s my fans who really put the icing on the cock cake. Take this delightful little offering from the (slightly simple) little boy Jon Baba: […]