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100 jokes
A selection of jokes from the last 100 years. Best yeah,
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The First Sex
Little weblogvid’ about goin’ out to see my mate Chris Lighthouse. Regards,
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The Raph Shirley CENSORED! Project (RSCP)
I have always been a great campaigner for CENSORED!. That is why I have decided to start producing it. CENSORED! Yours faithfully,
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In The Finest Literary Tradition (ITFLT) vid’
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Fellowcentric Album Out Now
My debut album is hitting the shops today. Buy it here. Here are the promo photos: Figure 1. CD front cover. Figure 2. CD booklet inside. Figure 1. CD back. Regards,
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The 6 physics undergraduates that you will find inconsistent with trite generalisations
We are all familiar with the popular opinion regarding traits in common to college physics majors! Let us take you through the six types that might not be in line with those ideas! 1. The Australian Feminist whose Mum is Dead. You don’t know what I’m talking about! She spends the evenings doing unremarkable college […]
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Song Ideas
Don’t know if this stuff is good enough to go on my first album. Think I might make them into B sides: Best,
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Experiments in Contemporary Comic Modes
In which I introduce a new theory of comic modes that I call the tendentious imperative. Video 1. Experiments in Contemporary Comic Modes. Figure 1. The tendentious imperative (a pornographic image in ink). Song 1. Bonus Song. All love,
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I’ve Come to Dismantle Your Family in E blues
Hey Guys! Great track for a Friday night guys! Really pushing my guitar to the limit on this one. You’d never guess I recorded it on my phone with a 100 quid guitar! Love xxx
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Script meeting
– Hi, William! Sit down. – Hi, how are you? – Good. Good. Right. The script. The script! Wow. I love it. – Oh great, I’m so glad to hear that. – I love it. Not everyone does but that’s fine when your writing is this fresh. It’s gonna take a while. How do you […]
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An homage to Robbie Williams
best xxx
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AquaSplash Dreamin’
A song bout AquaSplash, Hemel Hempstead,UK. Take it easy yeah,
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Song for hope
Hey guys, I recorded this song to try to express my heartfelt feelings for the airplane that’s missing. Thanks,
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A chance meeting in the House of Commons canteen
Gordon Brown is fumbling with the coffee machine. He stops and stares at the accent in Nescafé for quite literally one minute. – Sorry can I get to the machine says David Cameron. – Oh, yeah. Oh, how’s it going? – Oh hi, yeah great thanks. How are you? There is a pause. – Really […]
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Critique of Silly Reason
It is bad to be silly. Bad is a criticism. This is a criticism of all silly things including silly reason.
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The Wolf of Wall Street – A Review
There is an old story in Hollywood that a young Martin Scorsese (not THE) approached the camera with two feet in the air and with a wry smile added ‘so maybe I DID work upside down’ deliriously. At which point everyone laughed and the rest, as my old film professor used to joke languidly, was […]
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Official Promo’ Vid’ Advert for Raph Shirley’s YouTube Channel on YouTube now!
Humbly yours,
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The bench opposite Aquasplash
Lets be honest, Hemel Hempstead has some great benches. I’ve often spoken of the one opposite Forbidden Planet on the high street, and the one on Gadebridge park. OK, the second isn’t strictly speaking a bench (it’s a log), but when I fancy a sit down, I ain’t interested in semantics mate. In this work, […]
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Larry the lobster
A story for children and the young at heart.* I’m Larry, and I’m just like any other lobster. I totally swoon if the water temperature is jus’ right baby! Oh yeah, I’m as much a blue blooded lobster as the next lobster. Every time I see another lobster I imagine a whole swathe of obscene […]
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A Portrait of a Provincial Dickhead OUT NOW!
My 2013 Edinburgh show is available for internet consumption now: Please remember, my work is not for morons. Or idiots. It is for imbeciles. All hail the beautiful,
“Third hand regurgitated Frankfurt School analysis through the lens of misunderstanding. Views not my own. All retweets ironic.”