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Year: 2010

  • Disquirrelation

    Animals can be prejudiced too. We will remember them.

  • Robot olympics

    Them robots out to get every one of us. Watch yo’ back they after you too. Seriously, they are a cause for some concern.

  • Jesus et. al.

    A rather risqué look at the current intellectual malaise. I’m basically having a go at offending as many people as I possibly can with this one. That’s right I am showing a wholesale lack of respect for Jesus Christ, Mohammed (first name?), and Richard Dawkins. Alternatively it might just be rather crass and banal. You […]

  • What’s the hottest part of the sun?

    The core. Rupert Murdoch may be a nice guy under it all. Lets be honest, I have no feminist credentials,

  • Is science good or shit?

    I can’t decide. Everyone knows the old hack debates about roses looking better to a poet than a scientist or some shit. I’d always written them off but am starting to agree. Who cares what the world is actually like? What has that got to do with me? Genuinely. Stumbled across Blake’s Newton on google […]

  • George

    George Osborne may be a nice guy under it all. Have a good weekend,

  • The old bastard who went to a sweet shop

    The old bastard really knew how to walk into a sweet shop like a bastard. The misery guts walked in and said ‘I want the lot’. The owner, despite this becoming the best day of business in his life, was upset by this. This misanthropic horror requested that all the sweets be put in a […]

  • Gravity

    I’m hoping this will be the first in a series of educational/inspirational videos. Thanks for watching,

  • Mappa Mundi

    This is my attempt to schematically layout everything that is the case. Inspired (slightly embarrassingly) by the recent BBC4 documentary about maps. You might say it is slightly ambitious to try to summarise the lot of it. You should see my graphical representation of what is not the case! The middle represents our current position […]

  • In defence of shit blogs

    So it seems to me that pretty much all blogs are shit. Certainly, no one is going to read them in the future and think they are any better than very embarrassing. Consider this blog here. It has an average readership of around 1. My mum tends to read it but she doesn’t tend to […]

  • Petty Gossip

    A rather irreverent sweep at a couple of religious nut jobs.

  • They’re people too you know

    A satirical, topical, political sweep at Mr Gordon Brown, Mr David Cameron, and Mr George Osborne.

  • Old Hat

    So it turns out most of what I’ve written here is totally old hat. Specifically, all this stuff about getting rid of gender and family is pretty hack. Try googling cyborg theory. Although to be honest, I haven’t got a clue what the hell that is. Anyway, I had quite a good idea today: Let’s […]

  • The limits of postmodernism

    I reckon this is a really good idea right. Therefore there are three possibilities: 1) I’m wrong it is a stupid idea. 2) I’m right it is good but someone else had it ages ago. 3) I’m right. Praise please. In the absence of evidence lets assume they are all equally likely. What is the […]

  • Dragon tyrant

    This is based on Nick Bostrom’s article. He might be a nutter.

  • The best day of my life ever

    I woke up in a state of sexual ecstasy which formed a background to the rest of the day. Then President Obama came in with a champagne breakfast and told me that I had just won the Nobel prizes (Yes, all of them). I looked at my body and realised that it was a sphere […]